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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Ringo Starr

The Meat Sweats Emotional
RECORD 7W 19L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Ringo Starr

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
45
Speed
70
Endurance
70
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type yellow submarine fuel
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 1.8
Existential Dread 40
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 789
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights