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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Why Am I Here Johnson

The Existential Crisis Club Existential
RECORD 6W 14L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Why Am I Here Johnson

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
45
Speed
70
Endurance
80
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type nihilistic void
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1844
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights