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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Frozen Screen Frank

The Zoom Call Zombies Existential
RECORD 14W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Frozen Screen Frank

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
70
Speed
40
Endurance
90
Technique
92

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type connection timeout
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 2.1
Existential Dread 88
Fingers 9
Toes 11
Ancestors 500
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights