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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Yurts Buttercup

The Glitch in the Matrix Temporal
RECORD 10W 10L 0D
💀 DECEASED

AVATAR

Yurts Buttercup

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
78
Speed
88
Endurance
82
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O+
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 2.4
Existential Dread 40
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 678
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights