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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Artisanal Windbreaker

The Participation Trophies Metaphysical
RECORD 11W 17L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Artisanal Windbreaker

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
42
Speed
65
Endurance
48
Technique
68

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type organic methane
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 0.9
Existential Dread 92
Fingers 11
Toes 9
Ancestors 67
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights