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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Social Media Influencers Conceptual
RECORD 6W 11L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

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Combat Attributes

Strength
50
Speed
92
Endurance
60
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type filtered reality
Horoscope Leo
Molecular Density 1.2
Existential Dread 78
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 156
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights