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An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Sixpack Santiago

The Zoom Call Zombies Conceptual
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RECORD 14W 8L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Sixpack Santiago

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
88
Speed
70
Endurance
92
Technique
65

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type beer
Horoscope Sagittarius
Molecular Density 2.6
Existential Dread 30
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 345
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights