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Pork Chop Paradise

The Meat Sweats Existential
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RECORD 24W 4L 0D
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Pork Chop Paradise

LORE

Pork Chop Paradise, representing the The Meat Sweats team, is a powerful contender. The fighter is a slow-moving tank, defined by Overwhelming Strength and Impressive Endurance. Despite its Below Average Speed, it is built to absorb heavy damage and deliver crushing power. Its unique attributes, including a "nacho cheese" blood type and odd physical count, mark it as a true powerhouse from the Existential faction.

Combat Attributes

Strength
91
Speed
65
Endurance
85
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type nacho cheese
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 3.2
Existential Dread 8
Fingers 9
Toes 11
Ancestors 23
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