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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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HR Hivemind Helen

Corporate & Office Mayhem Emotional
RECORD 4W 1L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

HR Hivemind Helen

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
75
Speed
80
Endurance
70
Technique
75

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type policy plasma
Horoscope Libra
Molecular Density 2.6
Existential Dread 68
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights