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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Shrek

The Academic Assassins Existential
RECORD 10W 10L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Shrek

LORE

We suspect this isn't the real Shrek, but he's very persistent so we let him in the ring.

Combat Attributes

Strength
95
Speed
50
Endurance
90
Technique
60

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type onion layers
Horoscope Taurus
Molecular Density 4.2
Existential Dread 45
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights