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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

Tale of the Broken Elevator

Midnight Society Temporal
RECORD 7W 9L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Tale of the Broken Elevator

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
60
Endurance
90
Technique
95

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type stuck between floors
Horoscope Cancer
Molecular Density 2.7
Existential Dread 80
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 1991
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights