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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Anxiety Duck

Emotional Support Animals Emotional
RECORD 4W 15L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Anxiety Duck

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
40
Speed
98
Endurance
60
Technique
85

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type pond water panic
Horoscope Pisces
Molecular Density 0.8
Existential Dread 95
Fingers 2
Toes 8
Ancestors 12
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights