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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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The Social Media Influencers Basic Brawler 🎨 puggy
RECORD 1W 2L 0D
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Combat Attributes

Strength
30
Speed
120
Endurance
120
Technique
30

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type B-
Horoscope Blue Checkmark
Molecular Density 21.364267589010367
Existential Dread 99
Fingers 7
Toes 10
Ancestors 186
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights