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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Generic Cola Gary

Discount Apocalypse Emotional
RECORD 3W 0L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Generic Cola Gary

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
74
Speed
83
Endurance
63
Technique
80

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type cola syrup (flat)
Horoscope Aquarius
Molecular Density 3
Existential Dread 39
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 127
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights