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Pangolin Ruiz

Napster Existential
RECORD 10W 12L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Pangolin Ruiz

LORE

Pangolin Ruiz is a lineup player for the Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams, and has been with the team since Fall Ball. Ruiz has previously played for the Boston Flowers.

Combat Attributes

Strength
80
Speed
50
Endurance
95
Technique
70

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type armor plating
Horoscope Virgo
Molecular Density 4.8
Existential Dread 35
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 123
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights