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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Mommy Issues Mike

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RECORD 7W 18L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Mommy Issues Mike

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Combat Attributes

Strength
55
Speed
48
Endurance
65
Technique
58

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type AB+
Horoscope Scorpio
Molecular Density 1.4
Existential Dread 87
Fingers 10
Toes 10
Ancestors 123
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights