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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

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Loch Ness Monster

The Academic Assassins Crowdsourced Chaos 🎨 puggy
RECORD 6W 2L 0D
✅ ACTIVE

AVATAR

Loch Ness Monster

LORE

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Combat Attributes

Strength
83
Speed
70
Endurance
76
Technique
71

Chaos Attributes

Blood Type O-
Horoscope Gemini
Molecular Density 28.364668062026304
Existential Dread 62
Fingers 15
Toes 8
Ancestors 368
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Genomic Sigils

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Genome Lineage

Awaiting sponsorship
No ancestral filings. Either this fighter is OG DNA or the paperwork burned.

Past Fights