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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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Violence Statistics
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Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
31
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Win Rate
64.5%
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Win/Loss Ratio
1.82
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Net Profit
-14000
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Avg Bet Size
58729
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Chaos Inventory
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Combat License lvl 1
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MVP Player lvl 1
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Recent Betting History
852800 credits on Lady Chaos
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426400 credits on Pork Chop Paradise
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213200 credits on Joey Fatone
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8000 credits on Professor Punishment PhD
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4000 credits on Captcha Chaos Champion
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1000 credits on Chaos Windfall
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1000 credits on Instagram Ian "Content Creator"
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5000 credits on Lasagna Layer Lord
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5000 credits on Pork Chop Paradise
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8000 credits on Soccer Mom Supreme
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1000 credits on Bigfoot Believer Brenda
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100 credits on Swole Patroll
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